Having trouble getting into the proper seasonal spirit this year? You have two options at this point. Either a) relax, take each day as it comes and let that warm Christmas-y feeling gradually overtake you sometime between now and your third viewing of that episode of The Office when Pam and Rashida Jones throw a rival Xmas party to spite Angela or b) watch the video above and just absolutely fucking nuke any possible remnants of holiday cheer that might be lurking in your solar plexus and be done with it, perhaps to try again in 2016.
Spoiler alert: it’s footage of Alan Thicke (in Michael Knight cosplay) cavorting with a minivan-ful Ninja Turtles through the streets of Disneyland, singing a ridiculously cowabunga-fied rendition of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” from hell. It isn’t the most embarrassing thing that ever happened (not even to Alan Thicke), but it’s pretty high up there on the Christmas tree of shame.