You have time to enjoy the finer things in life.
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Maybe raccoons are actually my spirit animal?
This video has inspired me to go get a doughnut on my way back from running errands. But I’m going to actually pay for it, simply because I cannot fit in a drop ceiling.
Ugg, I can’t fit in a drop ceiling if I eat as many doughnuts as I’d like, so maybe I’ll just train a raccoon to steal them for me and then bring them to me in bed at 3pm.
Get it, son! Also, shut down that store ASAP because that is such an egregious health code violation.
OMG you guys, the cutest raccoon held me hostage in my car a few nights ago. I kept flashing my lights and trying to scare it away, but he kept just sort of peering at me curiously for several minutes. I wish raccoons weren’t so potentially dangerous because I think they are adorable, and I really wanted to pet this one. Raccoons! So cute on paper!
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