Our first pool outing of the year! Holy shit is it cold…
I liked TD2 better than TD1 so haters can suck it.
Them’s fightin’ words.
Hi everyone! I don’t really have anything much to say about the pool links today, but I wanted to say hi! I miss y’all! I don’t get to hang out or visit here much at all anymore because work is insane (but I’m on a normal human’s day shift now!) and that is a bummer. 😦 How’s life, Monsters?
My day has been pretty mundane, but I did recently decide to spend hundreds of dollars on concert tickets for shows over the nexr few months, so that should be exciting for all (except for my wallet).
Who you seeing??
The one I am most looking forward to is Andrew Bird, who I have not seen in many years. I also found out today that Father John Misty is coming to town in the same venue, so that has been added to the list. I am also considering Duran Duran and The Cure over the summer, but that might put my costs in the thousands, which I am not sure I am ready to commit to.
Can’t complain. Wait, yes I can. This coffee isn’t hot!
(Things are fine in my cube of the world.)
I’m sure Gary’s coffee never gets cold.
Aw Gary, that guy was so cool, remember when he stole that traffic cone?
Work is kinda crazy but that is nothing new. How did we end up as a culture in this world of getting 8 bajillion emails all day long. It makes me bananas. I can hardly keep up!
Ugh, I feel you! I get so many extraneous emails because for some reason I’m on all these distribution lists for different departments at work and it’s nonsense!
You guys this is also not pool-related but I am very confused because my date last night was really good. I don’t understand how this is possible because literally the only thing I knew about the guy going in was that he was cute and responded well to a drunken idiot offering him her number out of nowhere but we ended up getting along really well and having fun. DATING MAKES NO SENSE! Also it is way too inconvenient to like somebody, I just want to go back to hating everybody.
Maybe you will find a giant swastika in his apartment, a la fatima!
I can only hope!
Ughhh this show is the absolute best. I miss it. I may need to go rewatch that tonight.
I rewatched the whole series over New Year’s weekend and now I’m angry again that it got canceled.
I’m very happy it went well but whatever happened to your soulmate from the dating app? The one who I jokingly said “oooo you’re gonna marry him” after some story about how ridiculous something dating related was?
The “u work out?” guy!
Oh yeah, we had one night of texting and then I sort of forgot he existed. Sorry to ruin your dreams for me!
I actually forgot to tell you all about another recent wonderful Tinder experience. I swiped right on this guy from Turkey who claimed to be a sea captain and so I decided to message him “Ahoy sexy” (which of course everybody knows is a quote from Frances Ha, duh) and then the next day he finally messaged back: “You wanna suck my dick? :P”
It wasn’t my dreams, it was fate. 😦
What a modern day Romeo that sea captain is! So romantic!
Ugh…and my aunts wonder why I can’t settle down and find a good man. It’s stories like this I use as Exhibit A.
I don’t do Tinder (yet) but my colleague is currently enjoying a bit of what I believe the kids call ‘banter’ with a well-known English sportsman… he has offered to fly her out to where his team are playing… so perhaps I should get on it after all.
Gnidrah, he’s gonna murder her. Sorry, but say goodbye to your friend. He’s not real. He has a rope tied to something in a basement.
You have way too much money if you are driving your Lambo like a submarine. The water literally goes over the windshield!
I mean, you have the cash for a Lambo, why not buy a submarine? Or at least a Toyota-Hi-Lux with a snorkel or something? Shut up, I do NOT watch too much Top Gear.
I think what bugs me is that he could have waited in that line like everyone else to avoid the risk, but he’s like “fuck it, it’s probably fine, who has time to wait with those idiots?”
I’m sure he had some rich guy errand to run and it just couldnt wait. He was probably out shopping for a new helicopter or scrooge mcduck style diving into hundred dollar bills for fun cause they are like pennies to him.
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