We don’t do caption contests here as often as we used to (it’s tough!), so I was hesitant to post one. But by God, look at this shit! How could I resist? What kind of man slaps on a freakin’ Samsung Gear VR headset during dinner? What could possibly be better than dining at a fancy restaurant with a lovely lady? Is he on Mars, learning about hydroponics from Matt Damon? Samsung says the wearer is actually seeing the romantic scene from his headset. Wouldn’t that be even more sad? Sitting in a dingy apartment, eating your Olive Garden take out in a sauce-stained wife beater, pretending you are somewhere more exciting? I dunno, I take this image as I see it: A man so obsessed with consumer tech that he INSISTS on wearing it at the dinner table. How do you think this conversation is going?