WHO ARE YOU TO PLAY GOD?
Yikes, what a hack job.
Dude, I could save you so much time…
1. Twist open the oreo
2. Place peanut butter cup in between oreo and filling
1. Set oreo on top of reese’s cup
2. throw that shit in your mouth! It’s delicious!
Did you guys hear about the student who is demanding a lifetime supply of Kit Kats because the package she bought was missing the wafers? It sounds like an Onion article, but it is real…
And seriously, this is all I can think of: “Well, we’ve got two fine candidates for this job…wait, X sued because she got a bad kit kat. What a weirdo We have one fine candidate for this job…”
On the other hand, having a track record of being needlessly litigious might work in a lawyer’s favor?
Damn, now I have to find another story for the pool….
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