Do Not Be Fooled By This Adorable Robot

The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium want you to believe that this is a sweet little baby polar bear, but do not be fooled!

That is a robot. For sure. I’ve never seen another living creature on this earth as adorable as this “polar” “bear”. I think, in fact, it is impossible for a living being to be as cute as a little stuffed animal you would beg your mother to buy at FAO Schwarz during a trip to visit your cousins in Chicago. Not even Louis Tomlinson’s newborn son all snuggled against his father’s chest is as cute as this polar bear, and that baby has cutie-cutie genes that sell records, okay! So there’s no WAY this “polar” “bear”, with his little beady black eyes and his perfect cute fuzzy white fur and that little pink tongue that looks like lunchmeat, is possibly real. That thing is engineered and built in a factory, no doubt!

The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium is looking for people to vote on what to name this little machine, but I want to write in vote “BB-9,” just to keep it in the same naming convention as another adorable robot.

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Flanny was born and raised in a Detroit suburb, but tells people she's from Detroit without clarification because it makes her sound tough. She is not tough. Her favorite member of One Direction is Louis Tomlinson, and her favorite Agatha Christie detectives are Tommy and Tuppence.
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6 Responses to Do Not Be Fooled By This Adorable Robot

  1. hotspur says:

    I’m thinking about getting a polar bear you guys.

  2. Kate says:

    Well this is just….lets go to Columbus.

  3. collin0truckasaurus says:

    72 days is my favorite version of this robot.

  4. Commentatrix says:

    O MY EFFIN G I WANT TO BURY MY NOSE IN HIS FUR I MEAN SYNTHETIC FIBERS

  5. Sota says:

    My heart just exploded. Thats how the robots kill us…with cuteness.

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