The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium want you to believe that this is a sweet little baby polar bear, but do not be fooled!
That is a robot. For sure. I’ve never seen another living creature on this earth as adorable as this “polar” “bear”. I think, in fact, it is impossible for a living being to be as cute as a little stuffed animal you would beg your mother to buy at FAO Schwarz during a trip to visit your cousins in Chicago. Not even Louis Tomlinson’s newborn son all snuggled against his father’s chest is as cute as this polar bear, and that baby has cutie-cutie genes that sell records, okay! So there’s no WAY this “polar” “bear”, with his little beady black eyes and his perfect cute fuzzy white fur and that little pink tongue that looks like lunchmeat, is possibly real. That thing is engineered and built in a factory, no doubt!
The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium is looking for people to vote on what to name this little machine, but I want to write in vote “BB-9,” just to keep it in the same naming convention as another adorable robot.