It’s good to break a child’s brain at such a young age.
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“Keep me up all night and cry for no reason…I’ll show you!!”–this dad, probs.
My grandpa was a twin, but I know for a fact that he never had this issue with my mom. All you have to do is emigrate to a completely different continent than your twin and never see him again for as long as you live. Problem solved!
This is not really relevant aside from being related to twins, but I feel the need to share with you all that my mom has twin sisters named Paula and Paulette. I’ve always thought that was so mean of my grandma!
My grandmother had siblings (not twins) named Frances and Francis. Luckily Francis became a priest and I grew up calling him Father Jerome, but there were whole decades of his life probably where he had the same name as his sister! How confusing!
I taught twins who were named Wellington and Wellingson. One is a last name and one is a thing that you invented to sound like the other! I was always very careful to treat them like separate humans, because obviously their parents didn’t care about any of that malarkey!
All of these twins stories had me LOLing at my desk!
My grandma and her twin brother turn 90 today! Can you even imagine?!
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