Welcome, all ye who have opinions on the relative attractiveness of various men, to the first annual (?) Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties! After exhaustive research into my own brain, my knowledge of the proclivities of certain of our commenters, and, when I became desperate, random people’s IMDB lists of hot actors, I have emerged with 64 men whom I will pit against each other for the title of World’s Hottest Hottie.
As is, I believe, traditional, I have separated the contestants into four divisions: Comics and Sci-Fi Babes, British Hunks, Other Non-North American Foxes, and Miscellaneous Studs.
You can view the full-size bracket here.
Fill out your bracket if you want to predict the results, and we’ll score ourselves on the honor system. But of course the main attraction in this tournament is the voting! I’ll be setting up polls over the coming weeks to whittle this bevy of beaus down slowly but surely until we determine the undisputed Mayor of Hunkville. If your favorite babe was not included in the bracket, I sincerely apologize, but also YOU CAN DEAL!