Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: British Hunks Part 2

Welcome to week two of the Tournament of Hotties! We’re kicking off with the second half of the illustrious British Hunks division.

Daniel Craig (6) vs. Jonny Lee Miller (11)

I’m pretty sure anybody who plays James Bond is issued business cards that say Professionally Handsome, and Mr. Craig lives up to the title!

Jonny Lee Miller is the first of the two TV Sherlock Holmeses in this round of voting, and he is the one who is most often shirtless in the course of his duties.


Tom Hiddleston (3) vs. Samuel Anderson (14)

Tom Hiddleston is one of those internet-beloved guys who I just can’t muster any thirst for at the end of the day, but I would never deny those of you who love him the sight of his bare torso.

I searched high and low for a GIF of Samuel Anderson without a shirt but there were none to be found. Luckily all you really need to understand his hotness is to see his beautiful face! My reasons for watching Doctor Who never included eye candy until he joined the cast.


Matthew Goode (7) vs. Eddie Redmayne (10)

Matthew Goode is so hot that I’ve watched the godawful movie Leap Year several times. Just when we thought he couldn’t get hotter, he made a show about wine!

If Daniel Craig is Professionally Handsome, Eddie Redmayne is Professionally Adorable. But that doesn’t mean he can’t smolder when the situation calls for it!


Benedict Cumberbatch (2) vs. JJ Feild (15)

What is there to say about Benedict Cumberbatch that hasn’t already been said? You either want to hit it or you don’t, but those who want to hit it want to hit it hard enough for the rest of us.

In my search for JJ Feild GIFs, this was one of the first things that came up:

So it’s only appropriate that he face off against his poorly-made GIF boyfriend! Some of us know him from Turn, while others were first charmed by his Mr. Darcy-esque character in Austenland. If there’s one thing we’ve learned from both of those roles, it’s that girlfriend looks NICE in period costume. But did you know that he looks just as good in modern dress?


Voting will close on Wednesday at 11PM ET. You can view the full bracket here!

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21 Responses to Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: British Hunks Part 2

  1. flanny says:

    I can’t believe my bracket busted so early!

  2. FRQ says:

    This division, aka the artdork region

  3. Sota says:

    Ughhhh Matthew Goode and Eddie Redmayne!? UGHHHH.

    • Sota says:

      ps. Who is voting for this thing? Clearly not the regulars on this site because Cumberbatch is losing already!

      • mikaelajm says:

        Great Q.


        • artdorkgirl says:

          He is a weird looking kid and I don’t get it. And I know something about liking the weird looking one (sorry, Benny boo)

        • welcometocostcoiloveyou says:

          Eddie Remayne is featured in this installment of Mean Tweets, a bit I find endlessly entertaining.

          In case you don’t want to watch the video, here is the tweet… “Eddie Redmayne looks like someone tried to erase his nose, but couldn’t completely. I also think he looks perpetually dehydrated.”

        • mikaelajm says:

          Okay, that’s actually hilarious. Hilariously WRONG!! (and also comical)

    • Sergeant Tibbs says:

      If there was a category for best suits, I’d choose Eddie Redmayne every time. Otherwise…Matthew Goode has forced me (forced me!) to watch Leap Year and Chasing Liberty too many times to count.

  4. artdorkgirl says:

    You guys! I just got into NYC and am braving RAIN to find that you all are breaking my heart AND my ladyparts?? If I could post gigs from my phone, they would be SAD.

  5. welcometocostcoiloveyou says:

    I’m kind of bummed Johnny Lee Miller is losing right now!

  6. hotspur says:

    I’m going to go with Johnny Lee Miller over Daniel Craig because while Casino Royale might be the best Bond movie, Trainspotting is one of the best movie movies. (I really understand what this tournament is about.)

  7. martinmegz says:

    I don’t have any strong opinions in this division. I guess I’m not into British guys except I do think Matthew Goode is very handsome but that might just be because of his character on The Good Wife.

  8. Dangbattleship says:

    Whoaaaa, Feild looks like the hybrid child of Hiddleston and Jude Law.

    • flanny says:

      Thank yooooooou! I didn’t want to bring up Jude Law a second time in one thread, but I have always though of him as the Mr. Pibb to Jude’s Dr. Pepper.

  9. summerestherson says:


    Tom Hiddleston vs. Samuel Anderson is VERY hard. Very. But at the end of the day I had to go with Tom. I loved him first!

    Matthew Goode vs. Eddie Redmayne is LAUGHABLE. Sorry Eddie, you are cute, but Matthew Goode! I’m pretty sure if he smiled in my general direction my face would melt like at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. THAT is how handsome he is.

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