The Majesty, Sorcery, And Grace of the 2016 MTV Movie Awards

For those of you still in awards frenzy, last night gave you another self-aggrandizing spectacle in the MTV Movie Awards.  Popcorn was handed out, trailers premiered, and people did ridiculous shit.  Fortunately, through the magic of the internet, I did not have to endure through this program.  I have suffered enough this year with the other awards shows.  Let us look at this year’s winners, judge the hell out of the voting public for selecting them, and possibly try to understand what some of these awards even mean…

Movie Of The Year Star Wars: The Force Awakens
True Story Straight Outta Compton
Documentary Amy
Best Female Performance Charlize Theron – Mad Max: Fury Road
Best Male Performance Leonard Dicaprio – The Revenant
Breakthrough Performance Daisy Ridley – Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Best Comedic Performance Ryan Reynolds – Deadpool
Best Action Performance Chris Pratt – Jurassic World
Best Hero Jennifer Lawrence – The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2
Best Villain Adam Driver – Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Best Virtual Performance Amy Poehler – Inside Out
Ensemble Cast Pitch Perfect 2
Best Kiss Rebel Wilson & Adam Devine – Pitch Perfect 2
Best Fight Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) Vs. Ajax (Ed Skrein) – Deadpool
MTV Generation Award Will Smith
Comedic Genius Award Melissa McCarthy

Congratulations to you all!

 

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5 Responses to The Majesty, Sorcery, And Grace of the 2016 MTV Movie Awards

  1. welcometocostcoiloveyou says:

    I assume Best Virtual Performance is a trendy/stupid way to describe voice acting, and I do think that should be acknowledged more often, so I guess good job MTV.

  2. collin0truckasaurus says:

    I like that most of the categories aren’t split men/women. Also when I was a kid, Best Kiss seemed like a very important category!

  3. hotspur says:

    What is the “MTV Generation Award”? Is that like a lifetime achievement thing? Or a thing they give to people who grew up influenced by MTV because they were young when it mattered (and they are 50 now)?

    • collin0truckasaurus says:

      Based on the fact that Will Smith won, I think it just means “Person who I just found out my parents like him too!”

  4. Sota says:

    You know this is the real award that Leo has been waiting his whole life to score. All that hype about finally winning his Oscar was just masking his burning hope that he could pull off a 2016 MTV Movie Award win.

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