And the sexy wheel keeps on a-turnin’! Today we shall judge the victors of the first round of the Non-North American Foxes division.
Alfonso Herrera (16) vs. Sam Heughan (8)
Our first matchup is between a couple of relative unknowns who have recently come to semi-prominence in popular TV shows. First is Alfonso Herrera, a smokin’ hot Mexican actor who was gifted to us by the show Sense8, in which he plays Lito’s literally perfect boyfriend Hernando. If you’ve been on the fence about watching Sense8, please take into account that Mr. Herrera is involved in a number of sex scenes.
The sex scene thing is also true of Sam Heugan, I think? I have never watched his show, Outlander, but I am given to believe that it is very good and that he makes people feel surprising new feelings in their pantaloons.
Alexander Skarsgard (5) vs. Gael Garcia Bernal (4)
Speaking of simulating sexual intercourse on television, our next pair includes Alexander Skarsgard, whose bare butt should have gotten its own credit in his years on True Blood (leading some of us to watch that show for many seasons longer than it was worth watching).
I don’t know if Gael Garcia Bernal gets naked at all on his current show, Mozart In The Jungle, or not but I hope he does because a) I intend to watch it one day and that would be nice to see, and b) It would make for some great thematic unity between all the dudes in this round so far. Anyway, naked or not, the man is a hunk of burning love.
David Tennant (6) vs. Godfrey Gao (14)
Is the 10th Doctor #1 in your heart? When he says “Allons-y!” do you imagine that he’s gesturing toward the bedroom? Are you a monster and therefore attracted to Kilgrave? Then you will probably enjoy this photo.
Usually I don’t find dudes hot if I don’t have some kind of context in which to place them, be it a movie, TV show, longer-than-average commercial, whatever, but such is the beauty of Godfrey’s face that mere GIFs were able to make me swoon. We may not know who the fuck he is but who cares when he looks like this?
Rodrigo Santoro (10) vs. Ewan McGregor (2)
Do you all regret not voting for Diego Luna after the Rogue One trailer reminded us all how beautiful he is? YOU SHOULD! Not that Rodrigo Santoro isn’t plenty foxy in his own right, of course. Speaking of which…
Ewan McGregor is the rare man who manages to be equal parts lovable boy-next-door and filthy sexpot. He’s been in romantic comedies, family films and blockbusters, but you cannot google the man without also seeing collages of his many full frontal scenes. God bless you, Ewan.
Voting will close at 11PM ET on Monday!