Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Sexy Sixteen Part One

We lost a lot of good men in the first two rounds of this competition. Those who emerged are battle-hardened, yet still hungry for the title of Babeliest of All Babes. Today we begin to further separate the wheat from the chaff with the Comics and Sci-Fi Babes division’s entries into the Sexy Sixteen.

As a special treat for this round of the tournament, I will be using only photos of the competitors which feature adorable animals!

Oscar Isaac (1) vs. Michael B. Jordan (5)

Look, I don’t really care for dogs and I have certainly never wanted to be one before now. But can you even imagine being that close to such a beautiful face?

If this makes a difference to your voting, it was not easy to find a picture of Michael B. Jordan with an animal. I feel you, though, Mikey! If we got married I would NEVER make you get a pet!


Chris Hemsworth (3) vs. Tom Hardy (10)

Here we see Chris Hemsworth making a shameless play for my vote as he poses in a bed with cats while showing off his impressive arms. Damn you, Thor!

It’s sort of hard to find a picture of Tom Hardy where he isn’t hanging out with a dog. He’s the anti-Michael B. Jordan in that sense.


Voting will close on Wednesday at 11PM ET!

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8 Responses to Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Sexy Sixteen Part One

  1. flanny says:

    My vote for Tom Hardy was less a vote for his face and more a vote for how much he loves his dog.

  2. Erika says:

    The last round is going to be impossible for me.

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