Get Out Of Bed, Jabroni

Actor and almost Jake Johnson ouster Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is here to help you get up in the morning.  Your alarm clock?  Piece of shit.  Your Philips Wake Up Light?  Throw it in the trash.  The Fast and Furious star has released an app called, wait for it, the Rock Clock, which wakes your candy ass up with inspirational quotes and music to motivate you out of bed and in the gym.  You can also install it if you just hate your current alarm and want to hear his pleasant voice.  You can even set goals, so it’s perfect for our projects.  It’s free, so download it now to hear such motivational tones like “Battle Cat”, “Chainsaws”, and “Ring ring”, which is literally The Rock just saying “ring ring.”  If nothing else, you can use the default setting of Rock Time, which is a general alarm that is set to go off at 4:45am.  It’s well worth the zero dollars.

Via The Verge


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3 Responses to Get Out Of Bed, Jabroni

  1. nastyemu says:

    I showed this to my wife last night, and this morning we woke up using The Rock’s “Classic” alarm. It’s just him saying “beep, beep, beep, I can do this all morning, beep, beep…”
    It actually did make it easier to get up this morning. Highly recommended, 5/5 stars.

  2. martinmegz says:

    If I ever have an alarm set for 4:45 am, it’s to remind me to go to sleep because ain’t no way I’m getting up at 4:45 am.

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