Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Exquisite Eight Part Three

A new week dawns, and we must sacrifice yet another of our noble babes to the Gods Of Aesthetic Pleasure! This time, we must choose between the two remaining Other Non-North American Foxes.


Gael Garcia Bernal (4) vs. Ewan McGregor (2)

Gael’s picture today is a photograph from my college dorm room in the year of our lord 2005. In case you can’t read it, that post-it says “I AM CLAIRE’S BOYFRIEND!” so you all have fair warning that you’re welcome to vote for Gael but HE IS MINE.

I don’t have any comparable pics for Ewan, but that is most likely because I didn’t come across any full-page glamour shots of him in a magazine at the time. If I had managed to get a copy of the following photo in my hot little hands I would certainly have labeled it “I AM ALSO CLAIRE’S BOYFRIEND!”



Voting will close on Wednesday at 11PM ET!


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9 Responses to Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Exquisite Eight Part Three

  1. collin0truckasaurus says:

    Wow, thought I’d be in the minority voting for Ewan McGregor…

  2. artdorkgirl says:

    I’ve been crushing on Ewan McGregor since “Trainspotting” came out. Finally, I’m winning one!!

    • hotspur says:

      If Ewan wins this man-off, we should exhume Johnny Lee Miller and do a revote on the one that he lost, because then we’d once again be looking at Trainspotting Final Two, which has been my only concern throughout.

  3. flanny says:

    Sorry, Jude Law’s friend. I gotta side with my twin here and go with Gael.

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