It brings a tear to my eye to tell you that we’ve reached the final matchup of the Exquisite Eight. It’s hard to say goodbye to so many beautiful men, but it’s important work and someone has to do it. Luckily I don’t think this round will be a tough choice for most of you!
Jake Johnson (1) vs. Michael Shannon (14)
We all know why Jake is here. Or if you don’t, you apparently don’t watch New Girl which is a terrible decision and you should rethink your life. Will you cast a vote for our collective boyfriend?
Or will you keep the crazy train a-rollin’ and vote for Michael Shannon? You all know I love him and I put him in this tournament as a treat to myself, not expecting he’d make it past the first round. I don’t claim to understand what has brought him here. I merely accept that the internet works in mysterious ways.
Voting will close on Friday at 11PM ET!