The Bachelorette Open Thread

It’s here! It’s here! The Bachelorette is here!  Jojo did it everyone!  She battled drunk guys, Santa Claus, an Asian in a kilt, and whatever the hell Daniel the model is.  Amidst all of that, she showed us that no matter how hard you work and how pretty your dress is, you’re still going to have to try to figure out who is here for the right reasons!

My favorite moments were when everyone started acting like a serial killer right away.  The self-described “Bachelor Superfan” is going to be a real character, I can already tell.  Also I definitely do not want to talk about the guy who claims his job is “Erectile Dysfunction Specialist”.   Aaron Rodgers’ little brother is the clear frontrunner but I feel like we’ve seen “Football Player’s Brother” win two seasons ago, so he will probably not win.  I also liked the guy who brought the R&B group.  Baller move.

What did you all enjoy about the premiere episode?  Did the right men go home?  Who do you think will win this season?  My money is on Luke, the war veteran from Texas.  He’s good looking in a douchey way that seems to win, but still will win over America’s heart with his ranching and war veteran status!

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6 Responses to The Bachelorette Open Thread

  1. nastyemu says:

    Did you see that Aaron Rodgers’ brother’s ex-girlfriend called him out online for being a cheater and then Olivia Munn (Aaron Rodgers’ girlfriend) liked her post? I hope he makes it to the hometowns for more drama and hopefully Olivia Munn will be there throwing shade.

    • collin0truckasaurus says:

      That’s so unbelievably amazing!!! I hope some of the other guys talk to the camera and speculate on what kind of a guy Jordan is. (His name is Jordan…I learned his name while doing the Bachelorette Fantasy league)

      • nastyemu says:

        I’m never calling him Jordan. Aaron Rodgers’ little brother, forever and ever.

  2. collin0truckasaurus says:

    I forgot to update you all on the Bachelorette Fantasy League. So far it’s great! Everyone has 5 guys on their team (each guy is on two teams)(we have 10 players!!!) and the scores range from 95-195. It’s gonna be so fun! If I were doing it again, I would limit the number of people playing maybe because I’m worried some of the players won’t have any guys left in a couple of weeks. Especially my friend who doesn’t watch The Bachelorette and I kind of talked her into joining and she started watching – she has the lowest points total so far & two of her guys went home already 😦

    • nastyemu says:

      If it’s for money you could let her buy back in to make the pot bigger. Gamblers always find a way to keep betting on something.

      • collin0truckasaurus says:

        It’s not for money. I’m going to find a dumb prize including an even dumber prize for last place (the Sacko of Bachelorette Fantasy League, if you will)

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