It’s here! It’s here! The Bachelorette is here! Jojo did it everyone! She battled drunk guys, Santa Claus, an Asian in a kilt, and whatever the hell Daniel the model is. Amidst all of that, she showed us that no matter how hard you work and how pretty your dress is, you’re still going to have to try to figure out who is here for the right reasons!
My favorite moments were when everyone started acting like a serial killer right away. The self-described “Bachelor Superfan” is going to be a real character, I can already tell. Also I definitely do not want to talk about the guy who claims his job is “Erectile Dysfunction Specialist”. Aaron Rodgers’ little brother is the clear frontrunner but I feel like we’ve seen “Football Player’s Brother” win two seasons ago, so he will probably not win. I also liked the guy who brought the R&B group. Baller move.
What did you all enjoy about the premiere episode? Did the right men go home? Who do you think will win this season? My money is on Luke, the war veteran from Texas. He’s good looking in a douchey way that seems to win, but still will win over America’s heart with his ranching and war veteran status!