Well, we’ve reached the end. It’s been a long, sexy road and I can’t thank you all enough for traveling it with me. The time has come to crown our champion, the Babeliest of Babes, the Fox King, the Supreme Stud. It’s hard to say goodbye to this tournament but, all good things must come to an end.
Without further ado, the champion of the first and probably last Tournament of (Male) Hotties is…
I wonder what it feels like to be Oscar right now. Millions of people fell in love with him in Star Wars. Thousands of people started drawing pornographic pictures of him getting to know John Boyega in the biblical sense. He won a Golden Globe. And now, he has won the most important prize of all. It’s going to be all downhill from here, Oscar, but we’ll love you all the way!
As for the consolation round, there was no landslide victory to be found. The votes were lovingly spread between the 25 competitors (with the exception of Benedict Cumberbatch, who I guess we are all over now except for the one person who voted for him!) and we ended up with a two-way tie for first.
Congratulations Paul and Chris! We didn’t love you enough to get you past the first two rounds but we love you enough to throw you this bone!
If any of you filled out a prediction bracket at the beginning of this tournament, please share so we can judge you for your foolishness! My own is full of some hilariously off-base guesses, but was surprisingly accurate in other ways.