Never See Him The Same Way Again

For the past few weeks, our site has held a little tournament judging men by their level of attractiveness.  One dark horse candidate that tore through the bracket was this man.  Somehow he was able to get through the likes of Jon Hamm, Channing Tatum, Joe Mangianello, and almost eventual runner up Jake Johnson.  Apparently he is quite revered, but that soon may change.  In an interview with Vulture, Mr. Shannon spoke about the copious amount of liquid he consumes while performing Long Day’s Journey Into Night:

“Well, I have an hour and a half break during the show that’s an hour and a half I can spend on a toilet if I care to.” But what happens when, you know, he really has to go and he’s in the middle of a scene? “Sometimes I just wet my pants,” he admits.

As if this Jackman-esque revelation wasn’t enough, he continues…

“Yeah, you’ll never know. It’s a thick suit. It’s thick material and I wear a couple of pairs of underwear,” he said, adding three perfect words before he walked away: “… not just peeing.”




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4 Responses to Never See Him The Same Way Again

  1. flanny says:

    Has he ever pooped in a trash can in the White House???

  2. Sota says:

    He will now forever be known as Michael “Pee-pee Pants” Shannon.

  3. collin0truckasaurus says:

    Oh no! Somewhere Jon Hamm and Channing Tatum are texting each other like “are you kidding me???”

  4. Catweazle Shannon says:

    My girl has a great sense of humor!

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