Another reason why I don’t run.
Via Tastefully Offensive
This is why I hate running, and also why I hate birds.
My first job out of college I worked for this really hilariously sassy guy. One time I asked him if we needed to run for the bus (i could see it ahead of us and it was getting ready to pull away.) He responded with a statement (and accompanying z snaps!)that I have still to this day used as a motto…
“Ohhhh honey, No! I only run for two reasons: One, if there is someone chasing me, and Two…if there is ice cream.”
Birds are bad, but not a soulless as fish on the scale of animals artdork doesn’t like.
I kinda like fish. I think thats because I watched The Little Mermaid 8 million times during my childhood.
Did…did he try to punch a bird?
Are they finally filming the sequel to Italian Spiderman?
That was funny. It’s happened to me, but I just run faster and I certainly don’t freak out!
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