Continue celebrating our great nation with an equally great breakfast food.
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If you guys need something to celebrate today to make returning to work easier, I invite you to join me in celebrating my half birthday! I’m halfway to halfway to seventy!!
I was all for this until he pressed down the pancake. Guys, a chef once taught me to never press down a pancake because you’re just pushing all the air out. Keep them light and fluffy! Don’t fuck with pancakes!
(I really want pancakes)
I also really want pancakes.
I had pancakes for breakfast, guys.
“I’m flanny, I make great decisions! I know how to live my life!”
It took me 34 1/2 years but finally, FINALLY, I’m living a life I can brag about on a WordPress blog.
That actually makes me really happy!
I woke up ten minutes after I was supposed to be at work this morning fuck today
Flaniel may be halfway to halfway to 70, but after our bbq on Sunday, I have confirmation I’m old (oh, the booze induced gastric upset!). Also, I think my favorite cheap wine is giving me heartburn. UGH.
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