Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — The Finals

Happy Halloween! I hope you spent your weekend binge drinking while wearing a silly costume like all true Americans, but I also hope you’re recovered enough now to make a couple of very important decisions. See, we’ve reached the final round of the Spooky Tournament of Hotties!

Samantha Stevens was a strong contender, but Buffy slayed her like she was a particularly lame monster of the week. Will you vote for her once more, with feeling?

Vanessa Ives will try her hand at taking down the all-powerful Buffy after narrowly defeating Vampire Tilda Swinton. It may have been more poetic for Buffy to face a vampire in the finals, but instead we’re going to find out if you guys prefer perky blondes or brooding brunettes!


Penny Dreadful proved very popular in this tournament, with Ethan Chandler sailing past Mason Lockwood into the finals. I should take a second to note here that all of the final four men in this tournament are werewolves so apparently we have a type! Anyway…

It looked for a bit like the original Teen Wolf was going to make it all the way to the end, but Alcide managed to put a stop to his momentum presumably using his sheer upper body strength. So which werewolf do you guys want to werebone most?


Since the Month of Scares is over tomorrow we’re going to make this a quick one. Polls close Tuesday night!

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5 Responses to Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — The Finals

  1. FRQ says:

    Dare I ask what Alcide is doing in that GIF?

  2. Sota says:

    Ugh guys, Josh Hartnett is wonderful, but not hotter than so many of the men on this list. And yet, I just am not a fan of Joe Mangienelloooooo that I voted Josh Hartnett.

    I cant believe that not a single TVD person made it to the finals.

  3. welcometocostcoiloveyou says:

    Even though I think Alexander Skarsgård should win this contest, I’m fine with the final choices.

    Penny Dreadful never got any acting nominations at the Emmys. The least we could do is give them this.

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