Editor’s Note: This post was originally written several days ago, but I’ve been slacking pretty hard recently and didn’t see this until now. Let’s just call this a special post-Father’s Day article. Sorry gnidrah. 😦
Is that the pitter-patter of tiny feet you can hear? YES. YES, IT IS.
For Amal and George Clooney are officially the proud parents of twins, Ella and Alexander. Props. This is a happy time for everyone. Except, along with those tiny feet, there’s another noise you can hear: PRANKS.
“This morning, Amal and George welcomed Ella and Alexander Clooney into their lives. Ella, Alexander and Amal are all healthy, happy and doing fine”, said the couple. Then they added this: “George is sedated and should recover in a few days.”
This is particularly bad news for Brad Pitt, whose career, lest we forget, Clooney has promised to end with his next prank (though anyone who saw Mr & Mrs Smith or Snatch might argue Brad doesn’t necessarily need help in doing that) – and now he’s got two new willing helpers. And as for poor old Matt Damon, who had his clothes taken in a tiny little bit every day by the Clooneymeister in an attempt to make him think he was gaining weight (oh my aching sides), yeah, he’s in trouble.
Congratulations, Clooneys! Commiserations, Hollywood celebrities!