It’s time for Flanospooks! They’re like horoscopes except they tell you what your neighbors are giving out tonight. YOU decide if it’s a trick or a treat.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
A Dr. Franff marionette.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
A handful of loose Cheetos.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Candy canes, which are either left over from last year or fresh off the line!
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Leo (July 23-August 22)
A gift card for a hotel chain that you already have rewards points for.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
A roll of nickles.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
A first edition of Ludwig Bemelmans Madeline.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Snack-sized Snickers, only they launch them at you out of a t-shirt cannon.
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
A framed photograph of my cat.
See you in twenty-eighteEeEeEeEn!