This Weekend’s Flanospooks

It’s time for Flanospooks! They’re like horoscopes except they tell you what your neighbors are giving out tonight. YOU decide if it’s a trick or a treat.

(I don’t care how big that picture is. That kid is getting a whole packet of mini-cereal boxes! My greatest dream!)

Aries (March 21-April 19)
A Dr. Franff marionette.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)
A handful of loose Cheetos.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Candy canes, which are either left over from last year or fresh off the line!

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Dolphin eggs.

Leo (July 23-August 22)
A gift card for a hotel chain that you already have rewards points for.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)
A roll of nickles.

Libra (September 23-October 22)
A first edition of Ludwig Bemelmans Madeline.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
A vuvuzela!

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Snack-sized Snickers, only they launch them at you out of a t-shirt cannon.

Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
Oboe reeds.

Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
A framed photograph of my cat.

See you in twenty-eighteEeEeEeEn!

About flanny

Flanny was born and raised in a Detroit suburb, but tells people she's from Detroit without clarification because it makes her sound tough. She is not tough. Her favorite member of One Direction is Louis Tomlinson, and her favorite Agatha Christie detectives are Tommy and Tuppence.
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3 Responses to This Weekend’s Flanospooks

  1. welcometocostcoiloveyou says:

    Mini cereal boxes are a wonderful treat!

    Hopefully I don’t get any trick-or-treaters tonight because I didn’t buy any candy for them, and I am not sharing my Kit Kats. They are those mini Kit Kats that are not individually wrapped anyway, so that would be gross to hand out.

    I hope Jimmy Kimmel is still doing his “I Told My Kid I Ate All Their Halloween Candy” bit because it is the best.

  2. hotspur says:

    I’ll dress up as a Cancer. Dolphin eggs would be worth something.

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