Tournament of Hotties: Other Movie Actors Round Three

Despite the ups and downs of the tournament, we find ourselves with another bracket narrowed down to the top four seeds! Boy am I good at predicting things.

Armie Hammer (1) vs. Diego Luna (4)

Here we have two very strong contenders, one of whom is famous for awkwardly dancing in a film set in Italy, the other famous for sexily dancing in a film set in Cuba. Which one will dance his way into the next round?

Armie Hammer

Armie took down his Sorry To Bother You costar Lakeith Stanfield even though I posted the cutest picture ever of Lakeith with a kitty in the last post. So you guys must really like him!

Diego Luna

Asking you to choose between Diego and Colin Farrell was truly cruel of me, but Mr. Luna prevailed in the end. Can he take that momentum and take down Armie too?


John Boyega (3) vs. Mahershala Ali (2)

As we get farther into the tournament the decisions get harder and harder to make. Look no further than these two dreamboats who we must somehow choose between!

John Boyega

In the last tournament John was taken down in this round by none other than Idris Elba. Nicholas Hoult proved no match for him last round; can he move farther into the tournament than ever before?

Mahershala Ali

Mahershala wasn’t even in the tournament last time because I did not know who he was by some cruel joke of the universe, but he’s been tearing through the competition with ease. His latest matchup against Jamie Dornan was a foregone conclusion, but can he do it again?


Next up: Round Three of the TV Actors bracket!

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7 Responses to Tournament of Hotties: Other Movie Actors Round Three

  1. facetaco says:

    You guys are still alive! That is crazy and commendable!

    • gnidrah says:

      We are! Glad to see that the taco that is also a face is still alive also!

    • hotspur says:

      Well how’s this for a Taco Tuesday! In honor of this most auspicious how-do-you-do, now I know what I’m having for lunch! (A quesadilla.)

      • facetaco says:

        I had a sandwich. It was delicious, but it was a working lunch, so I tried to order the least messy thing on the menu and ended up with the messiest sandwich that doesn’t have “sloppy” in its name.

    • taoreader says:

      Monsters are very hard to kill!

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