Tournament of Hotties: Round Four

Hello hello! Thank you for participating in yesterday’s tiebreaker. We can now move forward, and since we’ve narrowed the field so much at this point I am lumping all of Round Four into one very sexy post. We’ve got a lot of tough decisions to make today, so let’s get right to it!

Marvel and DC Actors

Here’s how Round Three turned out for our final four heroes (and villains):

Michael B. Jordan

As you know, Michael tied Chris Hemsworth in our first vote, but good sense prevailed and he took the do-over by a margin of two votes! Farewell, Thor. Hello again, Killmonger!

Chris Evans

Alas, the only Chris to make it to Round Four is Chris Evans. This seems only fair, given that he is our blog step-dad. Will we stay loyal to Theresa or stray to the more villainous side of this pairing?

Other Movie Actors

I am very perplexed by the results of Round Three of this bracket.

Armie Hammer

I know I seeded him #1 but in my heart I hoped and believed that you all agreed that Diego Luna is far superior. But alas, Armie stays and Diego goes. He’s come a long way from his Gossip Girl days!

Mahershala Ali

No shade to Mahershala but I thought Boyega had this one in the bag. But that’s ok, Mahershala is a fine finalist for this bracket. Will he make it through another round?

TV Actors

We find ourselves once again with a two very high seeds after our dark horses were both eliminated in Round Three.

John Cho

You all heeded Theresa’s warning and voted for John, the clearly correct choice. Sorry Milo! Is Mr. Cho an unstoppable juggernaut or does the train stop here?

Gael García Bernal

Gael took out unlikely favorite Kumail Nanjiani and moves forward another round. It’s because he was so cute and nervous singing that song from Coco at the Oscars, isn’t it?


The real wild card bracket certainly delivered, with our 6 and 8 seeds taking Round Three.

Keanu Reeves

It saddens me to say that Taika Waititi is out. The love for Keanu runs deep here! He may just ride a motorcycle all the way to the end.


Cheyenne Jackson’s run was impressive considering he was a 16 seed, but the beauty of Common was just too great. Will Laura Dern’s boyfriend take the day?

We’re so close to the end I can almost taste it! We’ll tackle Round Five next week.

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7 Responses to Tournament of Hotties: Round Four

  1. taoreader says:

    I still want to vote for Charlie Cox. Alas, he did not make it past the first round. But I must say, this is a very pleasing round of finalists. Not easy choices!

  2. Tracey says:

    Keep it going Keanu! We’ll celebrate your victory with pizza at your favorite place in Italy!

  3. catweazle says:

    Sorry about the fuckery happening with the second poll. Rest assured a vote for Keanu there means a vote for Armie.

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