Tournament of Hotties: The Final Battle

AHHHHHH! We’re down to our final two hunks! It seems like just yesterday there were dozens of hot men vying for our love. It seems fitting that it has come down to the husbands of two of our own.

Chris Evans (2)

Chris’s battle with John Cho was a nail-biter, and in the end only one vote separated them! Perhaps it was the recent debut of bearded Captain America that put him over the top?

Keanu Reeves (8)

I don’t really know how we got here, but Johnny Utah has ridden the wave all the way to the end of the tournament, leaving Armie Hammer in his dust (I like mixing metaphors ok?). Can he take it all?

I will be closing voting on Sunday night so vote early!

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7 Responses to Tournament of Hotties: The Final Battle

  1. Tracey says:

    I CALL SHENANIGANS! What the fuck? Where did those 18 votes come from? I want to see the IP addresses ASAP. Seriously, this is some fuckery.

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