Tournament of Hotties: Let’s Try This Again

Hello hello! There was some suspicious voting yesterday so I thought we’d start fresh today with a brand new poll. Tune in Monday to find out who the winner is!

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14 Responses to Tournament of Hotties: Let’s Try This Again

  1. actionjackson5 says:

    Suspicious voting? Were the Russians interfering with our elections again?

  2. taoreader says:

  3. flanny says:

    Hanging chads were so long ago, guys. Also, slightly related, while I was running last night some teenager straight-up leaned out of the passenger side of his best friend’s ride and hollered at me, and I was like, “Didn’t he learn anything from No Scrubs?” And I realized maybe he hasn’t because it probably came out before he was born and then I threw myself in front of a bus.

  4. Tracey says:

    I put out the bat signal to the Keanu community in the hopes of closing the gap to a respectable margin, but they showed up more than I expected! I apologized to catweazle for being a jerk. My lips are henceforth sealed!

    • hotspur says:

      Your Get Out the Vote drive was so effective/illegal it brought down Acorn AGAIN! You DNCed it and put your thumb on the scale to stop Chris/Bernie! Captain America will now have the biggest inauguration crowd in HISTORY!

    • catweazle says:

      Clearly there were shenanigans on the Evans side too!

  5. hotspur says:

    Huh. Some serious Russian shenanigans have erupted here, since last I checked. Am I wrong to be disturbed by this?

    • Seriously, what is happening?! We’ve had 69* unique visitors and 111 page views today, so either Poll Daddy is broken or…I don’t know what else.


    • Tracey says:

      I think this is proof that Chris is lurking on our blog. But really I’m just glad not to be implicated in this scandal.

      • hotspur says:

        Don’t count your chickens, “Tracey” — if that is your real name. Or should I say… “Martin Megz”? Yes, the closer I look, the shadier you become…

  6. catweazle says:

    Good lord, what has happened here?? We’re going to try this one more time on Monday and this time it’s not going to be a poll because clearly we have been hacked by Putin or Thanos or something.

  7. Sergeant Tibbs says:

    Uh oh guys, I just voted and broke a tie! I’m not a Russian robot! I just like Keanu Reeves!

    • Sergeant Tibbs says:

      1,057 votes though?? Has everyone seen the new John Mulaney special? I think we need some old fashioned captcha tests.

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