It’s amazing the things I catch when I’m out and about or when I’m simply at home reading just about anything on the Interwebs.
I love the absurd, the incomplete, the things we can’t quite make sense of, especially when it comes to language…
For example: I love spam emails. The transparent scamming! The promises to pray for you! The insincerely-composed crappy English!
I was browsing Homeless Monsters comment spam yesterday and discovered these gems:
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The actual world, you guys. Profound.
English is a powerful language in its flexibility. Even the ridiculous can almost make sense.
Have you overheard anything bizarre lately? Read something weird? Received a strange email? Please tell me in the comments!