Author Archives: catweazle

About catweazle

Catweazle is an 11th century wizard trying to make his way through the modern world while living in a disused water tower with his pet toad.

Tourism For Weirdos: The Sundance Film Festival Day One

Hello everybody! How are you doing? Ha ha just kidding I know we’re all doing terrible because everything sucks right now. But in the midst of the nightmare engulfing our country day by day, the Sundance Film Festival is going … Continue reading

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The Best Movies and TV of 2016

Now here’s a category where I have actual valid opinions! I spend more time than I’d like to admit watching TV and movies so I certainly have more than two items for these categories.

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The Best Albums of 2016

Hello friends! Some of us are unlucky enough to have to work this week, so why don’t we pass the time by reflecting on our favorite things of 2016? We’ll start with albums. Many albums by popular recording artists were released … Continue reading

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Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — A Fond Farewell

I GIFed, you voted, and the results are in. I think we might have all fallen asleep and woken up in 1998 because these are the winners of our hotness tournament: They were both very close races, but ultimately Vanessa … Continue reading

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Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — The Finals

Happy Halloween! I hope you spent your weekend binge drinking while wearing a silly costume like all true Americans, but I also hope you’re recovered enough now to make a couple of very important decisions. See, we’ve reached the final … Continue reading

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Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — Round Three

We’re working double-time now because Halloween is next Monday and this tournament will cease to be interesting/relevant at 12:01AM on Tuesday, November 1st. So I hope you’re satisfied with your Round Two votes because polls are closed and we’re pushing forward!

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Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — Round Two

Welcome back! You’ve had a full week to voice your opinions on the first round of this spooky contest; now it’s time to vote on those who survived the bloodbath!

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