Author Archives: catweazle

About catweazle

Catweazle is an 11th century wizard trying to make his way through the modern world while living in a disused water tower with his pet toad.

Tourism For Weirdos: The Sundance Film Festival Day One

Hello everybody! How are you doing? Ha ha just kidding I know we’re all doing terrible because everything sucks right now. But in the midst of the nightmare engulfing our country day by day, the Sundance Film Festival is going … Continue reading

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The Best Movies and TV of 2016

Now here’s a category where I have actual valid opinions! I spend more time than I’d like to admit watching TV and movies so I certainly have more than two items for these categories.

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The Best Albums of 2016

Hello friends! Some of us are unlucky enough to have to work this¬†week, so why don’t we pass the time by reflecting on our favorite things of 2016? We’ll start with albums. Many albums by popular recording artists were released … Continue reading

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Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — A Fond Farewell

I GIFed, you voted, and the results are in. I think we might have all fallen asleep and woken up in 1998 because these are the winners of our hotness tournament: They were both very close races, but ultimately Vanessa … Continue reading

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Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — The Finals

Happy Halloween! I hope you spent your weekend binge drinking while wearing a silly costume like all true Americans, but I also hope you’re recovered enough now to make a couple of very important decisions. See, we’ve reached the final … Continue reading

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Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — Round Three

We’re working double-time now because Halloween is next Monday¬†and this tournament will cease to be interesting/relevant at 12:01AM on Tuesday, November 1st. So I hope you’re satisfied with your Round Two votes because polls are closed and we’re pushing forward!

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Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — Round Two

Welcome back! You’ve had a full week to voice your opinions on the first round of this spooky contest; now it’s time to vote on those who survived the bloodbath!

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