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About catweazle

Catweazle is an 11th century wizard trying to make his way through the modern world while living in a disused water tower with his pet toad.

Tournament of Hotties: We Have a Winner

Posted on May 18, 2018

Congratulations to Chris Evans, who has joined legendary babe Oscar Isaac as an Official Hottest Hottie! Here is the completed bracket: You may recall that the tournament also had a contest for you all to build your own brackets in … Continue reading →

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Tournament of Hotties: Third Time’s the Charm

Posted on May 14, 2018

Since both of the polls for the final battle were subject to some dubious voting practices, we’re going to do this differently today. Please comment with your vote (in case you forgot, Chris Evans or Keanu Reeves) AND because I … Continue reading →

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Tournament of Hotties: Let’s Try This Again

Posted on May 11, 2018

Hello hello! There was some suspicious voting yesterday so I thought we’d start fresh today with a brand new poll. Tune in Monday to find out who the winner is!

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Tournament of Hotties: The Final Battle

Posted on May 10, 2018

AHHHHHH! We’re down to our final two hunks! It seems like just yesterday there were dozens of hot men vying for our love. It seems fitting that it has come down to the husbands of two of our own.

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Tournament of Hotties: Round Five

Posted on May 4, 2018

We’re down to the final four! Can you believe it? In just a week we’ll be voting for the winner of the whole damn tournament! But for now, let’s check out the results of last week’s matches.

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Tournament of Hotties: Round Four

Posted on April 26, 2018

Hello hello! Thank you for participating in yesterday’s tiebreaker. We can now move forward, and since we’ve narrowed the field so much at this point I am lumping all of Round Four into one very sexy post. We’ve got a … Continue reading →

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Tournament of Hotties: We Have A Tie To Break

Posted on April 25, 2018

Hi everyone! I woke up this morning (jk I finished work and then moved from my work computer to my laptop) ready to write the next tournament post only to find we had an exact tie between Michael B. Jordan … Continue reading →

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Tournament of Hotties: “Other” Round Three

Posted on April 19, 2018

My streak of accurate seeding really went to hell in this round, as none of the top four seeds have made it to Round Three. Instead we have quite a collection of characters!

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Tournament of Hotties: TV Actors Round Three

Posted on April 18, 2018

Finally, a bracket with some underdogs! Thanks to some early upsets we have a 13 seed and a 7 seed in contention this time. See for yourself:

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Tournament of Hotties: Other Movie Actors Round Three

Posted on April 17, 2018

Despite the ups and downs of the tournament, we find ourselves with another bracket narrowed down to the top four seeds! Boy am I good at predicting things.

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