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About catweazle

Catweazle is an 11th century wizard trying to make his way through the modern world while living in a disused water tower with his pet toad.

Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — Round Two

Welcome back! You’ve had a full week to voice your opinions on the first round of this spooky contest; now it’s time to vote on those who survived the bloodbath! Advertisements

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Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — Round One

It’s time for voting to begin! I’ve recalibrated the brackets a bit since both play-in polls ended in ties I didn’t feel qualified to break myself. So welcome to the party Samantha Stevens, Santanico Pandemonium, Ethan Chandler and Scott Howard! Brace … Continue reading

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Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition — Brackets and Play-In Voting

Welcome to the spookiest tournament you’ll take part in this year, the Tournament of Hotties: Month of Scares Edition! I have put together lady and gentleman brackets of 16 for your voting pleasure. I made some tough cuts here and generally … Continue reading

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Tournament of Hotties, Month of Scares Edition: Nominations

It’s the spookiest month of the year, and as somebody who does not enjoy fear and therefore does not enjoy scary movies it can sometimes be difficult for me to really get into the spirit of the season. Fortunately, I … Continue reading

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars S02E01: An Advertisement for Battle of the Seasons, Basically

WHAT UP, DRAG RACERS? The second season of All Stars has begun and it has put a glittery recapping fire in my belly!

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The Garbage Report: Divine Justice Edition

The flooding situation happening in Louisiana right now is terrible, between the actual awfulness of people dying/losing their homes/being forced to flee and the marked lack of media coverage (since I guess floods aren’t sexy enough to get clicks or … Continue reading

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The Garbage Report: Whatever The Fuck Is Happening With Taylor Swift and Kanye West

I hate to be That Guy, but in recent weeks it’s felt like we are actually on the verge of some apocalyptic rivers running red with blood type shit and yet when I woke up this morning, what was the … Continue reading

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