Author Archives: facetaco

About facetaco

Facetaco has a face and enjoys tacos. He is truly the voice of the people.

The Hunt For The Worst Baby Name Of All Time

I ain’t got no time to watch movies and tell you which one is the worst!  What do I look like, a professional blogger/comedian/grump? I DO, however, have time to comb through baby name boards and try to find the … Continue reading

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Commentary Commentary: A Voice For Men

So I took last week off because of surgery and house-selling and also I still work full-time and go to school full-time and have a family I have to not neglect sometimes. Things happen. But I’m back now! Back to … Continue reading

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Commentary Commentary: Modern Alternative Mama

For those of you that don’t know, by the time this post is up, I’ll be in the hospital, getting my kidney drained so they can go in and laser-blast my big-ass kidney stone tomorrow. It’s not as exciting as … Continue reading

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Commentary Commentary: National Review Online

Look at this, you guys! Two consecutive posts! It’s like I’m learning responsibility or something! It’s also possible that this was the best alternative to doing my actual job, but since you can’t prove anything, we’re going with the former. … Continue reading

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Commentary Commentary: Guiness World Records

We all miss the Videogum comments section, right?  It was absolutely one of a kind.  If you’ve spent any time looking at literally any other part of the internet (and I know you all have, n3rdz), you’ve seen just basically … Continue reading

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Larry The Cable Guy Is Our Generation’s Arnold Schwarzenegger

The resemblance is uncanny, really. I don’t know why I never noticed it before. Exaggerated accent? Check.  Terrible movies? Check. And now, Coming Soon is reporting that Larry The Cable Guy is going to replace Arnold Schwarzenegger in a sequel to Jingle … Continue reading

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