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About flanny

Flanny was born and raised in a Detroit suburb, but tells people she's from Detroit without clarification because it makes her sound tough. She is not tough. Her favorite member of One Direction is Louis Tomlinson, and her favorite Agatha Christie detectives are Tommy and Tuppence.

This Weekend’s Flanospooks

It’s time for Flanospooks! They’re like horoscopes except they tell you what your neighbors are giving out tonight. YOU decide if it’s a trick or a treat. (I don’t care how big that picture is. That kid is getting a … Continue reading

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This Weekend’s Flanospooks

It’s time for Flanospooks! They’re like horoscopes except they tell you what you’ll see at an abandoned K-Mart. Aries (March 21-April 19) Two sets of queen sized sheets but in an offensively ugly pattern.

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This Weekend’s Flanospooks

It’s time for Flanospooks! They’re like horoscopes except they tell you what you’ll be buried alive under! Aries (March 21-April 19) Dirt

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Tourism for Weirdos: The History Museum and Studebaker National Museum in South Bend, IN

Earlier this week I was in South Bend, Indiana, for a one-day conference, and I decided to take the opportunity and hit up a local attraction. Now, I am not a big fan of football or creepy, overly-muscular Irish guys, … Continue reading

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This Weekend’s Flanospooks

Flanospooks are back and WordPress looks different from last time I used it so let’s see how they work out! It’s been a while, so as a reminder Flanospooks are like Flanoscopes which are like horoscopes except they’re spooky and … Continue reading

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Cat Self-Medicates to Escape the New Horrors of Everyday Life

I’m voting This Cat For President in 2020 or whenever impeachment hearings are over.

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What are you having for lunch? OR Wish Flanny a Happy Birthday

It’s been a long time since we talked about lunches, and it’s also been a long time (exactly one year) since I’ve had a birthday. So take your pick! Either tell me what you have for lunch today or wish … Continue reading

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