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Month of Scares Movie Trailers!

So, innocently enough, during an evening of peaceful insomnia (not true – there is no such thing as peaceful insomnia – it is wretched) I decided to look at upcoming movie trailers. Because I suffer from denial, it failed to … Continue reading

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How have we not talked about this?

Obviously, whoever lives the closest must GO NOW, or sometime this month, and report their findings. I will happily pay the admission price in exchange for a picture of you as scale next to the octopus. And I need to … Continue reading

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Adam Levine is an even bigger douchebag than you thought.

If it wasn’t already official, it is now. Adam Levine is the worst. Maroon 5’s (his) recent video shows Levine’s character stalking Behati Prinsloo’s character, unsuccessfully. He deals with this stalking frustration by rubbing meat blood all over himself in … Continue reading

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