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About old man fatima

They say that Old Man Fatima is over 400 years old, and that she stays alive by feeding on kids like you and me every Halloween. I heard she turns into an owl at night and flies around the neighbourhood looking for her next victim and that nobody has ever seen her blink.

I watched Creed and so should you

I think I’ve made my love for the Rocky franchise pretty clear through the years that we’ve all been blogmates, so it shouldn’t come as any surprise to you that I watched the newest addition, Creed, in theatres on the opening weekend. … Continue reading

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The InSpecter Files: A Haunting at Citadel Hill

Last night was Mr Fatima’s work Halloween party, which took place at an old military fortress downtown and included a ghost tour. The tour split up into three parts because we were an enormous group, and I had expected each … Continue reading

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The InSpecter Files: Part 3

I warmed us up with brunch and Zayn Malik, and now it’s time to get real. I haven’t had a chance to make it to the Titanic graveyard yet, but I did go to an old military fort built in the … Continue reading

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Canada just got got a whole lot better looking

Last night Canada elected a new Prime Minister. No matter how you feel about politics, his father (former PM Pierre Trudeau), taxation, or our broken electoral system, one thing is certain: Justin Trudeau is a god damned dreamboat. View post … Continue reading

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Month of Scares: The InSpecter Files pt 2

Hark, a spirit calls! Who knows what ghastly grotesques lurk in the halls of the dead? A chain rattles. A naked branch taps its skeletal finger against your window. A black cat crosses a witch’s path underneath a ladder. The … Continue reading

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Month of Scares: The InSpecter Files

A chill is in the air. Echoes of old music float through the room. Whoopi Goldberg is in my back pocket, channeling my dead lover. Somewhere, a spider exists. It’s time to hunt some ghosts.

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Month of Scares

October is fast approaching, monsters! Let’s take a moment to note in the comments what everyone would like to contribute. Does anyone want to do another scavenger hunt? Spooky reviews? Pinterest decorating tips? I’m going to try my hand at … Continue reading

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Let’s start a gang

This weekend I watched The Warriors. For those of you who don’t know: one, you need to get some culture into your damn lives ASAP. And two, it’s about a young gang trying to make it home to Coney Island … Continue reading

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Tourism for Weirdos: Green Gables

This past weekend I was lucky enough to find myself on the enchanted  Isle of Prince Edward. Home of red beaches, picturesque lighthouses, potatoes, men who sing about potatoes, and of course our collective bosom friend, Anne Shirley. I braided my hair … Continue reading

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Are You Afraid of the Dark: the Tale of the Phantom Cab

In the year of our lord nineteen hundred and ninety, something truly glorious happened to Canadian youth. A group of rag tag misfits snuck out of their parents’ homes to throw flour on a fire and tell each other spooky … Continue reading

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