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About taoreader

Writer and Editor. Pianist and singer. Feminist and proponent of Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. I don't get it either. I wish I could have dinner with Marie Curie.

Friday and Stuff

I’ve heard that if you have a song stuck in your head, just start running “Safety Dance” through your brain and you’ll be cured. That’s what I’ve been doing since the Oscars, becuase “Shallow” from A Star is Born won’t … Continue reading

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How Was Your Weekend?

So it’s Monday again. How was the weekend? Busy? Lazy? Snowy? Sunny? Lots of movies and shows? I started watching Occupied on Netflix, a Norwegian drama set in the near future about a soft Russian invasion. Part of the backstory is … Continue reading

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It’s Friday. Let’s Dance!

This weekend I’ll be finishing a manuscript evaluation for a client and doing taxes. Maybe doing taxes. The taxes thing is, well not optional exactly, but procrastinatable. Anyways, below is a what’s new on Netflix right now. Have you seen … Continue reading

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What’s the Deal With Pete Davidson?

Can someone please asplain this to me? Look, Pete Davidson deserves love like everybody else. What I don’t get is the ladies who hook up with him so quickly, most recently Kate Beckinsale. Is it ’cause he’s funny? Likeable? Is … Continue reading

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Choose the Next Terrible Movie

I did a little research for the next TMTM™ and you guys, there are so many terrible movies. Help me choose the next one so I can minimize the time and brainpower spent on reading terrible summaries of terrible films.

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Searching for The Most Terrible Movie Since 2014: Robin Hood

TMTM™: Robin Hood Score: 2 armor-piercing arrows out of 10 Worldwide box office gross: $23 million Budget: $100 million Bechdel-Wallace Test Score: -3 if you’re being generous

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It’s Monday and Laga Gaga is Tired of Your Love Fantasies

Every since Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga’s wonderful performance of “Shallow” at the Oscars, twitter et. al. has been buzzing with rumors that they are in love. Or at least in sex. Never mind that Cooper is in a relationship … Continue reading

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