Category Archives: Movies

TKP©®™: Chain Reaction

Welcome back to the latest installment of The Keanu Project! Spoiler alert: Catweazle and the hundreds of other Michael Shannon fans lurking on this blog should stick around for a special surprise. Today we’re going to talk about the 1996 … Continue reading

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TKP©®™: To the Bone

Keanu had two movies come out this summer, both of which were written and directed by women. The first, The Bad Batch, appears to be a dystopian future tale about some castoffs living in the desert. There may or may … Continue reading

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Unnecessary Movie Assignment #20

Back by popular demand! Which is to say that one person last week said something mildly encouraging about Unnecessary Movie Reviews. I know so little about popularity that as far as I know, this is what it feels like! What … Continue reading

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A new generation of pranksters is born

Editor’s Note: This post was originally written several days ago, but I’ve been slacking pretty hard recently and didn’t see this until now.  Let’s just call this a special post-Father’s Day article.  Sorry gnidrah.  😦 Is that the pitter-patter of … Continue reading

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TKP©®™: A Walk in the Clouds

Keanu Reeves has managed to be mega-famous over the last three decades while still maintaining his privacy and reputation. Can you name a single scandal involving him? I didn’t think so! I mean, I can, but I’m basically the most … Continue reading

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Unnecessary Movie Review: Son of Dracula (1943)

In which I watch a DVD I’ve owned for years, long after doing so could have any meaning. Let us continue Operation Mistake Binge: The Original Draculas… Where’s This One Fit in the Dracula Franchise? It’s been seven years since … Continue reading

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Anarchy Reigns At The 89th Annual Academy Awards

I was about 5 seconds away from posting that this was yet another humdrum awards show with Hollywood’s year-long auto-erotic celebration coming to a climax, but HOT DAMN THAT HAPPENED.  Moonlight won best picture of the year in what was … Continue reading

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