Category Archives: Movies

It’s Friday. Let’s Dance!

This weekend I’ll be finishing a manuscript evaluation for a client and doing taxes. Maybe doing taxes. The taxes thing is, well not optional exactly, but procrastinatable. Anyways, below is a what’s new on Netflix right now. Have you seen … Continue reading

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Choose the Next Terrible Movie

I did a little research for the next TMTM™ and you guys, there are so many terrible movies. Help me choose the next one so I can minimize the time and brainpower spent on reading terrible summaries of terrible films.

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Searching for The Most Terrible Movie Since 2014: Robin Hood

TMTM™: Robin Hood Score: 2 armor-piercing arrows out of 10 Worldwide box office gross: $23 million Budget: $100 million Bechdel-Wallace Test Score: -3 if you’re being generous

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How Was Your Oscars Weekend?

Now that’s how you do the Oscars. First, Queen should open every Oscars ceremony from now on. I tuned in specifically to watch them and see if Adam Lambert can pull off being the lead singer. He can!

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It’s Oscar Weekend! Let’s Dance!

First: QUEEN IS OPENING THE OSCARS. I love this. I’m already taking guesses as to which song they’ll do. In my head I hear the opening a capella voices of “Fat-Bottomed Girls,” but just the name of the song will … Continue reading

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Docs for Monsters! Also, what did you have for lunch?

I’m baking a Blake’s gluten-free shepherd’s pie. There are some, I think, peas in it? So points for a vegetable, right? Here’s a list of the documentaries people brought up yesterday for easy looking-up purposes. I threw in a few … Continue reading

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TKP©®™: Destination Wedding

OK here we are at last! I’ve been dropping hints about this movie since I saw an early screening last year. I walked away the first time with a negative impression. However! They did tighten it up a lot in … Continue reading

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TKP©®™: Siberia

Keanu has a few movies coming out this summer! One of them, Siberia, dropped last week, bypassing the traditional theater route and appearing directly on digital with zero fanfare. You don’t need to still be paying off student loans on … Continue reading

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It’s Friday! Let’s Dance!

Tell me about your weekend plans, but also: a blog announcement. You’ve probably all noticed that my posts have gotten more brief and also more completely forgotten, like yesterday’s (sorry!). I’ve been super busy at work lately, and I know … Continue reading

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Unnecessary Movie Assignment #23

You guys, I’ve done some very serious thinking about how we operate here. And as a result, we’re about to go off the rails.

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