Editor’s Note: This post was originally written several days ago, but I’ve been slacking pretty hard recently and didn’t see this until now. Let’s just call this a special post-Father’s Day article. Sorry gnidrah. 😦
Is that the pitter-patter of tiny feet you can hear? YES. YES, IT IS.
For Amal and George Clooney are officially the proud parents of twins, Ella and Alexander. Props. This is a happy time for everyone. Except, along with those tiny feet, there’s another noise you can hear: PRANKS.
What are your weekend plans? The weather’s supposed to be pretty nasty here, so other than a family lunch on Sunday, I probably won’t get out much.
Here’s the link to last week’s post. I relaxed! This week I need to return a pair of sneakers because I found better, cheaper ones, and I’m really going to try to limit my internet time.
Project Club BONUS ROUND: Let’s talk about small, petty stuff that’s annoying us right now. When the world is such a trash heap, it can feel weird and inappropriate to gripe about minor things, but that doesn’t mean they stop sucking! So I’m giving everyone permission to bitch as much as you want about whatever in this post. I’ll start: It’s been too warm at night to sleep with a blanket and yet I can’t sleep without a blanket and it’s just the worst.
Mine was uneventful, but pleasant because it was a little cooler out, which won’t last.
If your day is also uneventful, enjoy a blast from the past with a new feature that I might include whenever I think of it: On This Day(ish) In Homeless Monsters History. Three years ago, we all played MASH!
I continue to be not watching anything. How about you? And here is a NEW dog picture for you:
Mine was TOO HOT. Summer is finally and unfortunately upon us. I did nothing because heat turns me into a delicate old-timey invalid who reclines on fainting couches and fans myself in despair.
What are your plans for the weekend? I have NONE and I’m delighted. Friday Dance Party Bonus Round: tell me either what you’re having for lunch today OR what the best thing you’ve eaten recently was (or both). I’m hungry.