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German Efficiency At Its Best

I hope your luggage can push the buttons on its own. Via ViralViralVideos

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Flippers The Size Of A Party Sub

While I have frequented a many video arcades in my time, pinball machines were never my forte.  If I’m ever in Germany, I might make an exception for this particular model.  Niklas Roy (of balls fame) put together a giant … Continue reading

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Solving a Troublesome Pee-quation

Look, I’m not above anyone else.  I’ll 100% admit that I have urinated in public.  It was 3am on Halloween night, pouring rain, and no cabs were stopping for me.  It was so bad that I had no choice but … Continue reading

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Breaking: Cat Held By German Weatherman

Awww, wie suess!

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Homeless Monsters World Cup 2014 Sweepstake: we have a winner!

You guys! Hasn’t it been fun?! Even Americans got excited about the ole soccerball for a minute there. We witnessed Brazil getting mullered in their own backyard, which no one of course took any pleasure in, oh no.

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A half hour into the Germany v. Brazil game, and the Axis Superpower is up 5-0.  Ouch, y’all, this is painful. (No, I mean GREAT!  It’s WONDERFUL!  Uber alles, everybody!)

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Germany wins, NBD, just so proud

It’s our tradition to control, Like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl, (remember him?) From the Ukraine to the Rhone. Sweet home uber alles, Lord I’m coming home. So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home! And here are some pictures … Continue reading

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Heil Deutschland!

The German team, too, has landed in Brazil and are en route to their exclusive Bahia beach training facility, where they will practice with an unnerving intensity and later relax by the sea, perhaps considering the works of Herta Müller and the “landscape of … Continue reading

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Robopocalypse averted…. for now

We’ve seen many signs of the impending takeover by our mechanical overlords, but this video let’s us breathe a little easier.  Robot maker Kuka Industries challeneged German table tennis champion Timo Boll (no relation to Uwe Boll, I hope) to … Continue reading

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