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Tournament of Hotties: Ladies’ Edition

Is everyone tired of voting in polls? Hopefully not, because I have another 63 for us to get through! We figured out that Oscar Isaac is the hottest man, now it’s time to find his female counterpart. After much deliberation … Continue reading

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: A Bittersweet Farewell

Well, we’ve reached the end. It’s been a long, sexy road and I can’t thank you all enough for traveling it with me. The time has come to crown our champion, the Babeliest of Babes, the Fox King, the Supreme Stud. … Continue reading

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Foxy Four Part Two

Part One of this round is currently very hotly contested! Will this matchup between the victors of the Other Non-North American Foxes and Miscellaneous Studs divisions be the same? Let’s find out!

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Foxy Four Part One

DO DO DOOO DOOOOO, DO DO DO DO DOO, DO DO DOO DOOOOO, DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOO DO DO DOOOOOOOOO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I know you already know this, but that … Continue reading

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Exquisite Eight Results

Hey y’all, guess what? I have a three day weekend which means I am DRUUUUNK. So I’m going to get real with you all. We’ve reached the final four and I am sort of profoundly disappointed to tell you that … Continue reading

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Exquisite Eight Part Four

It brings a tear to my eye to tell you that we’ve reached the final matchup of the Exquisite Eight. It’s hard to say goodbye to so many beautiful men, but it’s important work and someone has to do it. … Continue reading

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The Characters of Captain America: Civil War Listed In The Order That I Want To Put My Face On Their Face

Like most of America, apparently, I saw Captain America: Civil War this weekend. It was very good, lots of exciting action scenes, several funny jokes, only one awkwardly shoehorned in moment of totally believable heterosexuality, #TeamCap, etc. Today, though, I want to … Continue reading

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Exquisite Eight Part Three

A new week dawns, and we must sacrifice yet another of our noble babes to the Gods Of Aesthetic Pleasure! This time, we must choose between the two remaining Other Non-North American Foxes.

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Exquisite Eight Part Two

The British Hunks division had arguably the strongest batch of contenders (and I’m not just saying that because my beloved husband Chiwetel Ejiofor was there) and yet somehow we’ve managed to whittle them down to two shining bastions of English … Continue reading

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Exquisite Eight Part One

Hark! What is this sound I hear? Could it be the distant strains of “The Final Countdown” borne by the breeze to our eager ears? I think it must be, because we’re down to the Exquisite Eight and it’s time to … Continue reading

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