Tag Archives: monday

How was your weekend?

Here we are, once again. Monday. What did everyone do this weekend? I went to a party, which doesn’t happen too often these days. It was nice and close so I hailed a ride via phone app (I’m not giving … Continue reading

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More Like “Super Boring”

Apparently I have no appreciation for the nuance of defense. I like to see scoring in sports, sue me. Anyhow what did you guys do this weekend? I spent the rainy weekend inside on some household projects, I’m trying to … Continue reading

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Hope Your Monday is as Lit as this Big Ol’ Sack of Fireworks

Quick, count all your fingers and toes. Still there? Close enough? Good! Have a great week, everybody!

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Flanospooks for the Week

In today’s ‘scopes, the stars provide you with the name of the vampire who turns you. (Turns you into a vampire. “Turns you” is vampire jargon for being turned into a vampire. Or so I hear. I’m not a vampire … Continue reading

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Flanospooks for the Week

Today the stars will tell you the pattern of the corn maze in which you will get lost, wither away, and die from starvation, utterly forgotten. Aries: March 21-April 19 An accurate map of the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana.

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Flanospooks for the Week

This week the stars will tell you what you’ll find in the tumble-down outbuilding you can only see from the back attic window of the spooky old farmhouse you purchased and are trying to flip. Aries: March 21-April 19 A … Continue reading

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Flanospooks for the Week

*Please sing the following to the tune of “Return of the Mack” by Mark Morrison.* Retuuurn of the ‘spooks! This week the stars will ease you into the spookiness by revealing to you the actual source of the noises in … Continue reading

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