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That’s Your Boyfriend: Sexy Hamburglar

Oh man, just look at your boyfriend. I know that at first you were unsure. “He’s a criminal, for goodness sake! He’s addicted to fast food! I can’t let myself fall in love with the bad boy, NOT AGAIN!” But … Continue reading

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What Other Disney Movies Should Get The Live-Action Treatment?

Cinderella, Beauty And The Beast, The Jungle Book, and now Mulan*–Disney has figured out that they can make craploads of money by making the same movies over and over again, this time in live-action instead of animation. As a comment … Continue reading

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Where Do Broken Hearts Go? (That’s the name of one of their songs)

How am I today? While I was eating a pizza at lunch, news broke that Zayn Malik, arguably the most beautiful but also the most mysterious and sensitive member of my favorite band of all time, has left the band’s … Continue reading

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What.

I’m not going to include the promo videos or any pictures in this post in case anyone’s afraid of snakes, but, uh…I’ll just let Entertainment Weekly explain. Discovery has found its next extreme stunt: A man will be eaten by … Continue reading

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Month of SCARES* Planning Post

*Spooky ‘Caps and Really Eerie Stories Hi guys. First of all, let me say how brave I am and how proud I am of myself for looking up this still of Ghostbusters 2. As a junior Titanic expert, that shot … Continue reading

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A Friendly Reminder Not to Tap, Poke or Prod Anything Ever

If I’ve seen it once I’ve seen it a million times. You think you’ve found a sleeping caterpillar or possibly a free mustache and then suddenly you unleash the terrors of hell. Next time, use your head: just call the police and walk … Continue reading

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Put Your Hand In The Air If You’re A True Player

If you’re anything like me, you’re not at an amusement park right now, but instead are sitting at work in your cubicle with no window and where the air conditioning is cranked up so high you are wearing a sweater … Continue reading

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Warren G. Harding, You’s A Freak

Guys, crazy news you will not believe. As we all know, presidents are often just naaaasty. Sex scandals abound! Case in point: Warren G. Harding, President for about half a second in the 20s before he died. Unsurprisingly, Warren G. … Continue reading

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Just When You Thought it Was Safe to Go Cliff Diving in Shark-Infested Waters…

Real talk (highlight to see): [this is possibly likely fake, but it is still a total nightmare and whoever made it is either the luckiest idiot alive or a Spielbergian master, and is thereby deserving of our admiration either way.]   [Ed. note: Happy … Continue reading

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Seriously, Hollywood? SERIOUSLY?

This is a picture of Gerard Butler from the set of his new movie, Gods of Egypt (via JustJared). Yes. You read that right. Gods of EGYPT. Who’s rounding out the rest of the main cast? Oh, you know, Geoffrey … Continue reading

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