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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: THE FINALS

Holy shit, guys! We did it! We hacked and slashed our way through sixty-four brave competitors¬†and are left with just two pillars of sexiness to choose between. When this tournament began back in March I had no idea what an … Continue reading

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Foxy Four Part One

DO DO DOOO DOOOOO, DO DO DO DO DOO, DO DO DOO DOOOOO, DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOO DO DO DOOOOOOOOO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I know you already know this, but that … Continue reading

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Exquisite Eight Part One

Hark! What is this sound I hear?¬†Could it be the distant strains of “The Final Countdown” borne by the breeze to our eager ears? I think it must be, because we’re down to the Exquisite Eight and it’s time to … Continue reading

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Sexy Sixteen Part One

We lost a lot of good men in the first two rounds of this competition. Those who emerged are battle-hardened, yet still hungry for the title of Babeliest of All Babes. Today we begin to further separate the wheat from … Continue reading

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Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: Voting Begins!

Listen, I don’t know how actual March Madness is structured so I’m just going to fly by the seat of my pants here and I don’t want to hear “Oh no, catweazle, you were supposed to use this complicated algorithm … Continue reading

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