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I Did Not Meet the Royal Baby

BABY! I made a promise I couldn’t keep, guys, and I’m very sorry for that.  Basically Kate Middleton went into labour on a Saturday and ain’t no way I’m going to work on a Saturday, not even for you beautiful … Continue reading

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If you are a royal watcher like me, and if you were up at 5 am, ALSO LIKE ME, then you know by now: The Duchess formerly known as Kate Middleton is totally pregs again!

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Happy Birthday, Prince George!

First of all, if you’d like to see better-quality images of my girlfriend, Kate Middleton, and her family’s trip to a butterfly garden to commemorate Prince George’s first birthday, head over to Go Fug Yourself. They’re very cute. But I … Continue reading

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Look Who’s Walking!

The royal baby is now a royal toddler! Prince CutieFace McChubbyCheeks accompanied his mother, my favorite lustrous-haired, striped-shirt-wearing Duchess, Kate Middleton, to watch his father, some guy*, play in a charity polo match, because their lives are very different from … Continue reading

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Prince George Meets A Bilby At The Sydney Zoo

This is two days old, and I’m pretty appalled at myself for not posting it sooner.  Cute animal? Check. Wiggly baby? Check. My girlfriend, Kate Middleton? CHECK. William’s guns? Also check. Somebody’s been working out. I love how George clearly … Continue reading

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Our girlfriend Kate Middleton’s baby is extremely cute

I’m no baby expert, but I’m pretty sure his Royal Chubbycheekness qualifies as what great-aunts everywhere refer to as a “cutie patootie.” His sweater–sorry, jumper–says George! He loves his doggie! I don’t know why they’re in a window, but who … Continue reading

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