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Game of Thrones S06E1 — The Red Woman

It’s that time of year again. Winter is over, which means Winter is Coming (presumably, finally). I’m not going to dwell on this more than once, or at least that’s my plan, but clearly there’s a huge difference between this … Continue reading

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Game of Thrones S5E10 — Mother’s Mercy

Well you guys, nothing really happened in this episode, so I’ll just keep it brief. Couple establishing shots, a few scenes of dialogue, and then it was just like, 55 minutes of watching a log burn in a fireplace? Not much … Continue reading

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Game of Thrones S5E09 — The Dance of Dragons

After last week’s brutal conclusion, what could possibly await us in this penultimate episode? A child’s tea party? A Shakespearean mistaken identify farce? We know there are other pieces in motion, but can we get thorough this week without anything terrible … Continue reading

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Are We Cursed? An HM Investigative Report

After the terrible news broke yesterday that Zayn was leaving One Direction, our very own blogmother, Theresa, made the offhand comment that we may be cursed.  I think she’s right, and I think we might be able to trace it … Continue reading

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Let’s Recap: The 10th Kingdom, Episode 2 (There are five in all. I think I forgot to mention that.)

Previously on The 10th Kingdom: everything was bonkers. In this ep: everything continues to be bonkers, with added bizarre sexual innuendo, disgusting hair, and MASS MURDER, including CHILD MURDER. WHAT. Also, images that load, hopefully. The episode actually starts with … Continue reading

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Bob’s Burgers Spooooky Recap: Full Bars

Even though we’re a few weeks into the 2014-2015 TV season, Fox has only aired one episode of Bob’s Burgers (thanks, baseball!).  We’ve all been jonesing for more of the Belchers, and thankfully we will get it this Sunday with an … Continue reading

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Dracula 3000 or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love This Shitty Movie

I’m not gonna lie, when the credits started, I thought this was a much more serious movie than I had remembered.  Casper Van Dien?  He’s a real actor who was definitely in Oscar Award-Winning classic Starship Troopers!  Maybe I had … Continue reading

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Let the Right One In: Cheering for the Monster

Darkness. Snow. Soft flakes fall evenly, descending at a slight angle. White against black: a foreshadowing of the visual contrast between our protagonist and our antihero.

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Month of SCARES* Planning Post

*Spooky ‘Caps and Really Eerie Stories Hi guys. First of all, let me say how brave I am and how proud I am of myself for looking up this still of Ghostbusters 2. As a junior Titanic expert, that shot … Continue reading

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Doctor Who S08E02: Daleks Are Still Boring

This week on Doctor Who, Clara wore a truly terrible pair of pants. Also they went inside a Dalek and the Doctor had an existential crisis, but seriously, those pants. I’m beginning to suspect that there is an inverse correlation between the … Continue reading

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