Tag Archives: vampires

Unnecessary Movie Review: Spanish Dracula (1931)

In which I watch a DVD I’ve owned for years, long after doing so could have any meaning. And rest assured that I wrote this review two weeks after the Dracula review, when both movies were fresh in my mind … Continue reading

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Unnecessary Movie Review: Dracula (1931)

In which I watch a DVD I’ve owned for years, long after doing so could have any meaning. Why’d I Buy It? I got a $100 gift card for Christmas 2014, and the Universal Classic Monsters box set went on … Continue reading

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Self-Aggrandizement Corner: I Wrote a Book

The cover artist did a great job, right? He kicked ass. His name is Steve Morris and I’ve known him since second grade. When we were 15 I said if I ever wrote a book, he’d be the first person … Continue reading

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Flanospooks for the Week

In today’s ‘scopes, the stars provide you with the name of the vampire who turns you. (Turns you into a vampire. “Turns you” is vampire jargon for being turned into a vampire. Or so I hear. I’m not a vampire … Continue reading

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Gender-Swapped Twilight Coming Your Way

News broke recently that in honor (?) of the tenth anniversary of the publication of teen paranormal romance juggernaut Twilight, authress Stephenie Meyer will be releasing basically a director’s cut of the book where plot holes are corrected and where … Continue reading

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Month of Scares: First Scary Memory!

As we hit our stride in this Month of Scares, let’s talk about what scared you the most as a little kid!

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Open Thread: Let The Right One In

Hello Monsters! Welcome to a special Monster Family™ viewing of Let the Right One In. We start watching at 6 PM EST. Find the movie on Netflix here. If you’re curious, check out the recipes of the foods I’ll be putting … Continue reading

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