This is footage of last night’s NASA’s Antares Rocket launch which…could have gone better. (It was unmanned, so one was hurt, thank goodness.)
This is footage of last night’s NASA’s Antares Rocket launch which…could have gone better. (It was unmanned, so one was hurt, thank goodness.)
Let’s forget about this and just concentrate on how great the Mars Rover is.
You guys, this is NOT going to get us any closer to being invited to hang out with the aliens. Come on, NASA, get your shit together!
In an effort to have Homeless Monsters continue to be a better news source than CNN, I am compelled to point out that this wasn’t a NASA rocket.
They’re all wrong then 🙂
“My work here is done.”
That’s really scary, guys! I’m really glad no one was hurt!
Well, other than that one stowaway:
I don’t get this joke, am I too old or too young??
Too young, I’d wager. Here, I “fixed” it for your generation:
Oh dear!
I love how calm space people remain at all times. “Houston, we’re experiencing a major fire in the cockpit.” / “Roger that. [pause] We recommend venting the fire.” / “Houston, we did attempt a vent prior to this message, with unsatisfactory results, over.” / “Roger. Have you attempted to flintlock the macgruber, over?” / “Roger Houston, we flintlocked and stopgapped. We attempted a double reverse, with exacerbating results. Any other ideas? The cabin is now [long pause] full of lava. Over.” / “Roger that, lava. Hang on… [tense nerds confer off-mic] We recommend a flurry mctwist. This will give you a one in 3.2 million chance, over.” / “Roger Houston, proceeding with snowball’s chance.”
Space is amazing and space people are amazing.
That’s my new band btw. Tense Nerds Confer.
My sister and bro-in-law are planetary scientists (sis is working on a NASA grant) and I’m going to read this aloud to them and they will laugh so hard.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/russia-offers-the-us-help-with-space-station-after-rocket-explodes/