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About rabbicop

Neither a rabbi nor a cop.

Checking in on Celebrity Couples: Aaron Carter and Hilary Duff (Part 3)

Posted on October 21, 2016 by rabbicop

Wow, you guys, crazy big celeb news here. After years of breaking up with women for their more attractive friends, auctioning himself off at sorority parties, and making bad music (unrelated), Aaron Carter is finally ready to settle down. And I think all … Continue reading →

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Checking in on Celebrity Couples: Adam Brody and Leighton Meester

Posted on June 30, 2015 by rabbicop

I think the moment that Entourage, the greatest show of this or any generation, really hit its creative peak (if we can narrow it down to just one, you guys) (feel free to settle this very important and timely debate in … Continue reading →

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Checking in on Celebrity Couples: Aaron Carter and Hilary Duff (Part 2)

Posted on October 29, 2014 by rabbicop

You guys, I don’t know if you’ve heard but Hilary Duff was recently spotted holding hands with her “co-parent” Mike Comrie (the hockey player) (you remember him) (from our last post), and, oh man, that does not bode well for Aaron … Continue reading →

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The Challenge S25E12: That’s All, Folks

Posted on June 27, 2014 by rabbicop

Well, you guys, we did it. We watched all twelve episodes of The Challenge: Free Agents together. And after another triumphant season enjoying former Real Worlders’ drunken shenanigans, we’ve finally made it to the finale. We’ve seen hook-ups (!), fights (!!), geography trivia … Continue reading →

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Checking in on Celebrity Couples: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher

Posted on April 15, 2014 by rabbicop

It’s a running joke in my head that No Strings Attached and Friends With Benefits were filmed simultaneously on the same set with the same script and then released separately just to see if the American public (R.I.P.) would pay double … Continue reading →

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Checking in on Celebrity Couples: Aaron Carter and Hilary Duff

Posted on March 11, 2014 by rabbicop

You guys, I don’t know if you’ve heard but Aaron Carter is still pretty upset about his breakup with Hilary Duff. Which, I mean, fine, she’s a perfectly good-lookin’ gal and also very talented (clearly) and rich, and we’d all be … Continue reading →

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