It’s Friday! Let’s Dance!

Oof, what a long week! What have you got planned for the weekend? I’m going to try to get some work done, really, for real, I mean it this time. But for now, let us dance:

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The Specter Inspectors Chapter 2: The Séance

The inside of the house looked just as shitty as the outside, and even spookier. Idris shone a flashlight around the vestibule to reveal a number of doors leading off to various parts of the house, a giant staircase leading up to the second floor hallway and a veritable fuckload of dust and spiderwebs.

“We’ve entered the haunted manor and there is a palpable feeling of dread all around us. Surely restless spirits await us around every corner,” James said into the camera, which he was pointing at his own face.

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Flanospooks for Your Weekend

Wondering what’s in the stars for you this weekend? Wonder no more, because here I am with this weekend’s Flanospooks. They’re like horoscopes, but they tell you what animal is your familiar!

Aries: March 21-April 19
A black cat.

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Kelly’s Keanu Ghost Coverage

Our own Kelly Conaboy (Kate, it’s cool if we claim Kelly as our own, right?) has some great coverage of Keanu Reeves over on Defamer.

Jimmy Kimmel warms up Neo with some nickname talk that makes me think maybe Johnny Utah doesn’t understand what nicknames are. But then comes the good stuff, Ted “Theodore” Logan’s recounting of the time he saw a ghost as a child.

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Clearly The Best Way To Win God’s Favor

Well, only the 2nd best way, but still pretty neat.

Via Pleated Jeans

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It’s Time To Talk About MONSTERS. Non-Us Monsters, I Mean.

Terrifying.

We talk about ghosts a lot here at HM–as we should; ghosts are important. But what about our own blog namesakes, monsters? Creatures? Cryptids? It’s their time to shine!

What are your favorite monsters? Which ones freak you out? I’m partial to the Loch Ness Monster, myself, and terrified of the Mothman. Never watch The Mothman Prophecies; it’s bad AND very scary. I also think mummies are pretty underrated–they’re basically the zombies of ancient kings and queens, and it’s much classier to have your brains eaten by royalty.

This list of cryptids will help you get started, or flush all your plans to be productive today right down the toilet.

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How About Another Quirky Safety Video?

Once again, an airline pulls all the stops to instruct passengers on how to inflate their life jacket.  This time, Air New Zealand caters to Tolkien fans/general nerds with their video featuring cast members from The Hobbit.

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