Paul Thomas Anderson’s “Inherent Vice” Trailer is Here!

And it looks very Paul Thomas Anderson-y! On a scale of one to ten coats of competition orange, how excited are we? I’m going to say ten coats!

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Doctor Who S08E06: Boy Trouble

This week on Doctor Who, Clara wore a pair of scalloped formal shorts to her job.

I know a lot happened in this episode but this was so appalling that I really felt the need to open with it.

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Naked Comedy

Here at Homeless Monsters, we are no strangers to discussing our dating woes. #MonsterSupportGroup takes over the comments section from time to time, but so far I am PRETTY SURE that none of us have tried Naked Dating. By now hopefully you have heard about the crazy that is the VH1 television show Naked Dating.  Or maybe you heard about the lawsuit from the contestant who sued because they *gasp* showed her naked! Here is a quote from the Post article“My grandma saw it. I saw her this week and she didn’t have much to say to me. She’s probably mad. My parents are just annoyed,” Nizewitz lamented. Yeah Grandma probably didn’t like that very much, no surprise.

Well, thankfully Ellen has provided us with even more entertainment from today’s most ridiculous dating television show. Naked Dating + Comedy Sound Effects.

(ps. Someone have an intervention for me if I ever decide to go the television dating show route.)

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“Oh, it was just hellish.”

Photo from WhatCulture

Wow. David Fincher feels all the feelings about Alien 3 (also known as Alien Cubed, but I don’t know how to make a tiny three and stick it up near the “n”). This article from a 1992 issue of Premier Magazine, posted on Strange Shapes, gets inside the director’s head to reveal all the ambivalence, doubt, and resulting anger he felt while trying to get the movie made.

You don’t even have to watch the movie to get creeped out. Here’s Sigourney Weaver’s description of her first day working with Fincher:

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I Ate a Little Caesar’s Deep! Deep! Detroit-Style Pizza So You Don’t Have To

In my on-going series where I talk about disgusting food and then I eat the disgusting food, last week for lunch I went out of my way to eat the Hot & Ready Detroit-style pizza that FRQ and I were talking about in the comments section. Because I am a disgusting human being with bad taste in both music and food.
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A Clowder of Killers

Assassin’s Creed Unity is the latest entry in the historical action-adventure video game series.  Set during the French Revolution, the title features a parkour system, revised combat mechanics, and a grand multiplayer campaign.  Now that I’ve given you some background, you can sit back and enjoy this reenactment of the game’s events… with cats.

Via Tech Times

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Did You Catch Don Hertzfeldt’s Simpsons Couch Gag Last Night?

I have many nerdy proclivities, and one of them is following animator Don Hertzfeldt on Twitter (even if his name doesn’t quite ring a bell, you probably know his stuff). So when he tweeted the following on Sunday afternoon:

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